ELECTION: We're not on Fifth Avenue any more!

THURSDAY, APRIL 25, 2024

With what is Donald Trump charged? The future president made the statement back in the early days.

Joe and Mika were in the process of flipping on the candidate—a candidate over whom they had fawned all through the previous year. 

It was January 2016. NPR gave this account of what the hopeful had said:

Donald Trump: 'I Could ... Shoot Somebody, And I Wouldn't Lose Any Voters'

With less than two weeks to go until the Iowa caucus, Donald Trump remains characteristically confident about his chances. In fact, the Republican front-runner is so confident, he says his supporters would stay loyal even if he happened to commit a capital offense.

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" Trump remarked at a campaign stop at Dordt College in Sioux Center, Iowa. "It's, like, incredible."

It remains a famous statement. If he shot someone right there on Fifth Avenue, he wouldn't lose any votes.

Depending on the circumstances, the statement might even be true. On the other hand, let the word go forth to the nations:

The candidate was picturing a recognizable type of behavior. The average voter could easily picture what he was talking about.

Shooting someone is a crime, depending on the circumstances. Mainly though, it's a type of behavior which is widely seen on TV and in the movies.

Everyone has seen a million fictional characters as they stand in the street and shoot someone. For that reason, there was no great confusion concerning what the hopeful was talking about.

Eight years after that famous boast, we come to the crime with which the former president now stands charged in a New York City courtroom.

The gentleman stands accused of 34 felonies—but can anyone clearly describe or define the crimes with which he stands charged? In Monday morning's New York Times, Protess and Bromwich seemed to say that the case against Trump was very strong—but right at the start of their report, they offered those three disclaimers:

Will a Mountain of Evidence Be Enough to Convict Trump?

 In the official record, the case is known as the People of the State of New York v. Donald J. Trump, and, for now, the people have the stronger hand: They have insider witnesses, a favorable jury pool and a lurid set of facts about a presidential candidate, a payoff and a porn star.

On Monday, the prosecutors will formally introduce the case to 12 all-important jurors, embarking on the first prosecution of an American president. The trial, which could brand Mr. Trump a felon as he mounts another White House run, will reverberate throughout the nation and test the durability of the justice system that Mr. Trump is attacking in a way that no other defendant would be allowed to do.

Though the district attorney, Alvin L. Bragg, has assembled a mountain of evidence, a conviction is hardly assured. Over the next six weeks, Mr. Trump’s lawyers will seize on three apparent weak points: a key witness’s credibility, a president’s culpability and the case’s legal complexity.

Prosecutors will seek to maneuver around those vulnerabilities, dazzling the jury with a tale that mixes politics and sex...

The prosecutors have a mountain of evidence, plus a favorable jury pool and a lurid set of facts! But even as they dazzled readers with their own lurid language, the reporters cited three "apparent weak points" in the D.A.'s case:

We'll focus on the third. According to Protess and Bromwich, the case is compromised by its "legal complexity." The prosecutors' case is weakened because it's so complex.

It's hard to argue with that statement. Indeed, as Judy Garland might have said, misquoting herself, We're a long way from Fifth Avenue now! 

In the current case, Donald J. Trump isn't charged with shooting someone on the street. Nor did the pair of Times reporters attempt in any serious way to describe or define the nature of the felony with which he does stand charged.

The reporters cited the "legal complexity," then pretty much let it go. It was a good example of lousy journalism, but we can't say we totally blame them.

In best tabloid style, they quoted one (1) former federal prosecutor who said the case against Trump is very strong. They quoted no other legal observers. More specifically, they quoted no legal observer who had an alternate view concerning the strength of the D.A.'s charges.

That was comically awful journalism. Here's why:

Right from the day the indictment was revealed, waves of legal observers have questioned—rightly or wrongly—the structure of the D.A.'s legal case.  Everybody knows that's true, unless they read Monday's Times. 

The case has been questioned right from the start. Just to offer a quick example, here's a report from Politico in April 2023, when the charging documents in the case were released:

Bragg’s case against Trump hits a wall of skepticism—even from Trump’s critics

[...]

Legal experts who had awaited Bragg’s charging documents to resolve some of the lingering mysteries about the case remained confounded by some aspects of the prosecution.

“It is said that if you go after the king, you should not miss,” wrote Richard Hasen, a campaign finance law expert at UCLA. “In this vein, it is very easy to see this case tossed for legal insufficiency or tied up in the courts well past the 2024 election before it might ever go to trial. It will be a circus that will embolden Trump, especially if he walks.”

Even Ian Millhiser, the liberal legal commentator for Vox, called the legal theory on which Bragg’s case is built “dubious.”

Millhiser and Hasen aren't Trump supporters. But they joined a chorus of legal observers who expressed concern about the complicated structure of the D.A.'s legal case. 

On Monday morning, Protess and Bromwich—and their editors—blew past this extensive history. Their one lone source said the case was strong. They quoted no other observer.

One day later, a bit of pushback appeared. The editorial wing of their own New York Times published a guest essay by a legal observer beneath this punishing headline:

I Thought the Bragg Case Against Trump Was a Legal Embarrassment. Now I Think It’s a Historic Mistake.

Professor Shugerman isn't a Trump supporter either. In his essay, he struggled to explain why he thinks the complicated legal case against Trump turns out to be an "historic mistake."

We're a long way from Fifth Avenue now! With no disrespect to Shugerman intended, good luck trying to decipher what the professor says:

Prosecutors could argue that New York State agencies have an interest in detecting conspiracies to defraud federal entities; they might also have a plausible answer to significant questions about whether New York State has jurisdiction or whether this stretch of a state business filing law is pre-empted by federal law.

However, this explanation is a novel interpretation with many significant legal problems. And none of the Manhattan D.A.’s filings or today’s opening statement even hint at this approach.

Instead of a theory of defrauding state regulators, Mr. Bragg has adopted a weak theory of “election interference,” and Justice Juan Merchan described the case, in his summary of it during jury selection, as an allegation of falsifying business records “to conceal an agreement with others to unlawfully influence the 2016 election.”

As a reality check, it is legal for a candidate to pay for a nondisclosure agreement. Hush money is unseemly, but it is legal. The election law scholar Richard Hasen rightly observed, “Calling it election interference actually cheapens the term and undermines the deadly serious charges in the real election interference cases.”

[...]

The most accurate description of this criminal case is a federal campaign finance filing violation. Without a federal violation (which the state election statute is tethered to), Mr. Bragg cannot upgrade the misdemeanor counts into felonies. Moreover, it is unclear how this case would even fulfill the misdemeanor requirement of “intent to defraud” without the federal crime.

In stretching jurisdiction and trying a federal crime in state court, the Manhattan D.A. is now pushing untested legal interpretations and applications. I see three red flags raising concerns about selective prosecution upon appeal.

And so on and so on from there! 

Trump isn't charged with shooting someone—but with what does he stand charged? Quickly, let's state the obvious:

Professor Shugerman seems to think the legal case is a mess. Needless to say, that doesn't mean that his view is correct, or that his view should prevail. 

That said, a riotous comedy has ensued as the heading lights of American legal journalism have attempted to explain the crime with which Trump is charged. Or, perhaps more accurately, as they have fled from any attempt to undertake some such explication of this complexificated case.

So far, Trump hasn't shot anyone on Fifth Avenue, or even on Dylan's Positively 4th Street. Everyone agrees that there is a legal complexity to the case, but does that mean the case is unfounded or weak? 

Does that mean the case is unfounded? Mainly, though, with what felonies does this fellow stand charged?

That news report by Protess and Bromwich came straight from the old yellow press. With their lurid language and their single sourcing, they aped the kind of work which has spilled from entities like the National Enquirer over into the failing world of American "cable news."

Speaking of that segregated medium, consider what happened this past Tuesday night.

At 8 p.m., Andrew Weissmann and Melissa Murray—a pair of MSNBC legal analysts—appeared as guests on CNN. Pure conceptual chaos ensued as Professor Murray tried to explain the nature of the D.A.'s charges against defendant Trump.

Professor Murray crashed and burned in truly remarkable fashion. Shortly thereafter, in the 9 o'clock hour, two law professors appeared on Alex Wagner Tonight—and they at least were able to quote the New York statute on which D.A. Bragg's team has apparently decided to rely.

That said, the conceptual chaos was general as that second conversation unspooled. 

Tomorrow, we'll show you what Professor Murray initially said. We'll also show you what she said when her first strange remark was challenged.

From there, we'll move ahead to the Wagner program. At that point, we'll be able to show you the actual language of the actual statute (apparently) in question.

Everyone knows that D.A. Bragg has to find a way to turn misdemeanors into felonies. Given the way our human minds work, good night and good luck as you wait for some descendant of Godot to wander by and do that.

Meanwhile, this is the way our presidential elections now work. Given the limits of our species' basic skills, perhaps we should return to the ways the elect were chosen during the late Bronze Age!

Tomorrow: When humans (try to) explain


AFTERNOON: The silliest, stupidest, smuttiest child!

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24, 2024

But also, Fox & Friends conquers Wisconsin: It's very, very hard to believe the culture change which has been engineered under cover of darkness at the Fox News Channel.

We're so old that we can remember when "family values" was the hook for American conservative movement and for its figurehead news org. 

That was then and this is now. Last night, the channel's silliest and stupidest boy was at it all over again.

We're speaking here of a very silly, very dimwitted, very undergrown child. The segment in question aired during last night's 8 o'clock hour on Jesse Watters Primetime.

You can watch the segment in question just by clicking here. Upon arrival, you'll find this stupid thumbnail description of the important interview session:

Meet the reformed Amish stripper
Former Amish community member Naomi Schwartzentruber talks to 'Jesse Watters Primetime' about her transition from the plain sect to risque work.

This is a silly and stupid child, but one who hides behind an extremely slippery comic persona. His deeply important interview segment started off like this:

WATTERS (4/23/24): In my book, Get It Together, people from all walks of life opened up to me. They shared their deepest life stories and some of their most insane secrets.

But just because we finished the book doesn't mean the Get It Together series is over. Today, we're talking to a reformed Amish stripper! Meet Naomi Naomi Schwartzentruber...

The silly child continues from there with his deeply thoughtful human exploration.

Presumably, the sheer stupidity of such "cable news" presentations pretty much speaks for itself. Then too, we have the cultural switch, in which this channel abandoned "family values" for a culture of leering and extremely dimwitted sexual prurience with a very strong wannabe element.

The finer people at the finer news orgs fail to report on such nonsense as this. Then too, there was the remarkable interview we saw this very morning on the channel's clownishly propagandistic morning show, the long-running Fox & Friends.

Early in today's 6 o'clock hour, Lawrence Jones, the program's newly anointed fourth friend, was shown on tape pretending to conduct an interview with two young women in Wisconsin. 

This appalling pseudo-interview showcased a separate part of Fox News culture:

 We refer to the refusal, or perhaps the inability, of its robotized propagandists to hear what other people are saying; their refusal or inability to see what's standing right there before them; and their refusal or inability to appreciate the fact that legitimate viewpoints which they don't share may actually exist among the many good, decent people of this very large world.

In a word, the pseudo-interview conducted by Jones was appalling. In our view, mother-frumper should take his myopia back to Texas and learn how to stifle his roll.

We'll plan to walk you through this ridiculous session tomorrow. If you want to take a look for yourself, the imitation of life starts right here.

 For today, we'll leave you with this:

The finer people at the finer news orgs avert their gaze from these garbage dumps. No one wants to battle with Fox. No one wants to report on the channel's deeply stupid and broken-souled culture while letting their readers decide.

In certain respects, MSNBC is moving this way. We offer that as a warning. 

One final point:

Traditionally, "stupid" hasn't been a category in our nation's press criticism. Serious people need to find a way to move past the reluctance to employ that critical term.

Stupid is as Stupid persistently does. Mother Gump said that!


ELECTION: Is the case against Trump "an historic embarrassment?"

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24, 2024

Or is it extremely strong? Incomparably, your Daily Howler keeps churning out results.

She appeared today at 6:03 a.m. Her appearance on Morning Joe ended at 6:20. Along the way, she restated her "basic takeaway" from yesterday's Morning Joe. 

Once again, she said the prosecutors may not have strong evidence showing that Donald J. Trump played an active role in the coverup of the conspiracy. She offered the same assessment yesterday, as we reported here.

That said, legal analyst Lisa Rubin did no rooting today. She merely stated her view of the evidence as it's been previewed in court.

She didn't say that she has been, and still is, hoping the prosecutors have a whole lot more evidence against Trump. This morning, she stated her assessment of the available facts and she left it right there.

That doesn't mean that she isn't rooting for a conviction. People do have their preferences. 

It meant that she returned to the old journalistic ways, in which major journalists restrict themselves to stating the relevant facts, without signaling viewers as to which side they should be on.

Early this morning, she got it right! The analysts rose and cheered.

(Inevitably, Willie Geist offered a corrective. "Most of us believe that's exactly what happened," he said as soon as Rubin finished, meaning that everyone believes that Trump was knowingly involved in the cover-up part of the operation.)

Lisa Rubin is a good, decent person. This morning, she engaged in a bit of self-correction. 

Meanwhile, back at the New York Times, Protess and Bromberg continue to work in the wake of Monday's front-page news report, whose very strange dual headline said this:

Will a Mountain of Evidence Be Enough to Convict Trump?
Monday will see opening statements in the People of the State of New York v. Donald J. Trump. The state’s case seems strong, but a conviction is far from assured.

Do the prosecutors really have "a mountain of evidence?" Based on her reports for Morning Joe, Rubin seems to think that the answer may be no. 

In Monday morning's front-page report,  Protess and Bromwich said they do—and their claim about the mountain of evidence went right into that headline.

That said, a question may seem to arise concerning that Day One construction. The question would be this: 

If the prosecutors have "a mountain of evidence," why in the world would a conviction seem to be "far from assured?"

No conviction can ever be certain. But why would conviction be far from assured, in the face of a mountain of evidence? 

Could it be that the prosecutors are saddled with a Trump-lovin' jury?  It sounds like that isn't it. Monday's news report started like this:

PROTESS AND BROMWICH (4/22/24): In the official record, the case is known as the People of the State of New York v. Donald J. Trump, and, for now, the people have the stronger hand: They have insider witnesses, a favorable jury pool and a lurid set of facts about a presidential candidate, a payoff and a porn star.

On Monday, the prosecutors will formally introduce the case to 12 all-important jurors, embarking on the first prosecution of an American president. The trial, which could brand Mr. Trump a felon as he mounts another White House run, will reverberate throughout the nation and test the durability of the justice system that Mr. Trump is attacking in a way that no other defendant would be allowed to do.

The people have the stronger hand, they instantly said. They have a lurid set of facts—and they also have the advantage of a favorable jury pool! 

Later, they backtracked a bit on the jury. 

PROTESS AND BROMWICH: Presidents have been impeached, driven from office and rejected at the polls. Mr. Trump is about to be the first to have his fate decided not just by voters, but by 12 citizens in a jury box.

And they all hail from Manhattan, the borough that made Mr. Trump famous, and where he is now deeply unpopular. A favorable jury pool, legal experts say, has given Mr. Bragg a leg up at the trial.

Yet the jury, which was made final on Friday and includes six alternates, is no rubber stamp: It includes at least two people who have expressed some affection for the former president, and it takes only one skeptical member to force a mistrial, an outcome that Mr. Trump would celebrate as a win.

Apparently, one lone juror can mess everything up! For example, one lone juror could decide—as Rubin has provisionally done—that the mountain of evidence may not be the Everest that front-page headline announced.

In our view, that front-page report by Protess and Bromwich was one of the least appropriate we think we've ever read. 

The scribes were full of high intensity right from the start of their sex-drenched report. They offered the views of exactly one (1) legal observer to back their assessment about the strength of the D.A.'s case.

No alternative legal view of the evidence was expressed.

Today, the reporters present their third straight front-page report about the ongoing trial. Even today, the question remains:

If the prosecutors have a mountain of evidence, why is conviction far from assured?

In Monday's front-page report, they offered three reasons for that judgment. You see those reasons listed here, in their report's third paragraph:

PROTESS AND BROMWICH: Though the district attorney, Alvin L. Bragg, has assembled a mountain of evidence, a conviction is hardly assured. Over the next six weeks, Mr. Trump’s lawyers will seize on three apparent weak points: a key witness’s credibility, a president’s culpability and the case’s legal complexity.

Prosecutors will seek to maneuver around those vulnerabilities, dazzling the jury with a tale that mixes politics and sex...

As they dazzled readers with their own language, the reporters listed three apparent weak points. Tomorow, we'll start to focus on the third.

Yesterday afternoon, the editorial page at the Times pushed back against Monday's front-page headline. In this guest essay, a law professor offered the alternate view which was missing from Monday's news report.

What does Professor Shugerman think of that legal case? The headline above his essay gives Times readers a choice:

I Thought the Bragg Case Against Trump Was a Legal Embarrassment. Now I Think It’s a Historic Mistake.

Is the case against Donald J. Trump a legal embarrassment? Or is it simply an historical mistake?

In the end, it may turn out to be extremely strong! But in the meantime, the legal case seems to be extremely complex.

Can anybody here play this game? The year's election hangs in the balance.

With that in mind, can anyone even begin to explain the complex legal case?

Tomorrow: We're a long way from Fifth Avenue now


AFTERNOON: What Lisa Rubin said to Willie!

TUESDAY, APRIL 23, 2024

Old ways disappear: Journalistically speaking, we'd call it a moment that was.

Yesterday, opening statements were delivered at the Trump hush money / election corruption trial. When we left off this morning, Donald J. Trump had somehow "corrupted the 2016 election" (New York Times) by keeping the electorate from hearing a 30-year-old bogus story.

How dare he? He'd kept us from hearing an unflattering story which was untrue, bogus, false! According to the construction atop the Times' front page, we the people needed to hear that untrue story before we could know how to vote! 

Truth to tell, our high-end, mainstream press corps logic has functioned in similar ways for an extremely long time. Soon it was this very morning, and Morning Joe was on.

At 6:07 a.m., Willie Geist introduced Lisa Rubin to report on yesterday's session. To watch the entire segment which ensued, you can start by clicking here.

Rubin is a good, decent person. The initial exchange in question started off like this:

GEIST (4/23/24): Lisa, you're in the overflow room yesterday, watching all of this, kind of keeping track of Donald Trump's facial gestures and perhaps nodding off. What was your big takeaway yesterday from Day One?

According to Willie, Rubin had been keeping track of Trump's facial gestures and signs of his nodding off. When he sought her main takeaway, Rubin responded with this:

RUBIN (continuing directly): The big takeaway is that this is a crime about falsification of business records. And yet, what the government seems to have the most evidence of is of the underlying conspiracy. 

What's still unknown to me is how they're going to prove Donald Trump's own involvement in the falsification of the business records with which he's been charged. 

So we heard a lot of previews of the evidence of the construction of the conspiracy—who was involved in it, who will place Donald Trump with the knowledge and intent to commit election related crimes. What I didn't hear as much about is how Donald Trump then directed the coverup thereafter. 

So far, so journalistic! She seemed to be describing a possible shortfall of evidence, as indicated by the prosecutors' opening statement.

According to Rubin, the prosecutors hadn't shown how they plan to prove that Trump was involved in the falsification of the business records. Presumably, if the prosecutors can't prove that, their desire to tag Trump with 34 felonies will pretty much fall apart.

With facial features gone and forgotten, thar's how Rubin started. This was her account, as a journalistic observer, of the relevant facts.

So far, Rubin was coloring inside traditional lines. Below, you see what she said next:

RUBIN (continuing directly): For example, Willie, there is a 2017 Oval Office meeting between Donald Trump and Michael Cohen where the prosecution says they cemented the repayment deal.  How are they going to prove that? 

One, through the testimony of Michael Cohen. But I was looking yesterday to hear how else are they going to prove that? 

They say they have a photograph of the two gentlemen at that meeting. They also have invoices days afterwards, and then a couple of days after that the first payment to Michael Cohen. But I was hoping to hear that they have a lot more than that...

Say what? Rubin was hoping to hear that the prosecutors "have a lot more [evidence] than that?"

Just like that, Rubin seemed to move from reporting to rooting—to rooting for a conviction. Continuing from above, here's how she continued from there:

RUBIN (continuing directly): ...But I was hoping to hear that they have a lot more than that—somebody who was also at the meeting, who overheard the meeting, who placed some of these documents in front of Donald Trump, heard his comments about it. 

I didn't hear that yesterday. I'm hoping that we hear prosecutors have a lot more about the back end of the deal, as they do—as much as they do about the front end of it.

By now, we'd come a long way from facial gestures. Rubin said she hopes that prosecutors have a lot more evidence against Donald J. Trump than they seemed to signal yesterday. 

She's openly rooting for a conviction, as is everyone else on the slacker, joke-infested primetime end of this corporate Blue America clan.

In our view, that presentation by Rubin was remarkably undisguised. In our view, we're looking at the wages of "segregation by viewpoint"—at the fruits of creating journalistic clans where everyone shares a point of view and takes turns giving it voice.

(Including slippery claims about the doorman and bogus claims about the reason(s) why Cohen went to jail.)

 As on Fox, so too on MS—everyone agrees with everyone else during primetime broadcasts. Before too long, everyone is openly rooting for their preferred view to prevail. 

No one's assortment of claims and jokes will ever come under challenge. In Pundit A says something bogus, Pundit B repeats it.

A nation can always choose to run its news orgs this way. If you think this leads to good results, we'll offer the standard remedy:

Go ahead! Take a good look around!

Rubin seemed to sense a possible shortage in the evidence against Trump. She could have offered that observation as her main takeaway and just left it at that.

Instead, she powered ahead and shared her dream. It's what they do on the Fox News Channel. It's what we now do over here.

Human nature moves us this way. Does it lead to the best results?

An additional link: In order to watch that full exchange, click here for the Morning Joe site. After that, click on the video with this title:

What you missed on Day 5 of Trump's hush money trial.


ELECTION: Is it time for her to go?

TUESDAY, APRIL 23, 2024

The doorman knocks early and often: Journalistically speaking—and "at long last"—is it time for her to go?

Journalistically speaking, we refer to Lisa Rubin. She's either "an MSNBC legal analyst" or "an MSNBC legal correspondent," depending on which part of the thumbnail you read.

She's a relatively recent addition to the army of legal contributors who have clogged the airwaves at that Blue America corporate channel keeping ratings and profits high. She's also a food, decent person.

That said:

This morning, she appeared on Morning Joe to discuss the events which took place yesterday at the Donald J. Trump election conspiracy trial.

She appeared at the start of the 6 o'clock hour. By this afternoon, we'll be able to link you to videotape of what she said, and we'll give you a fuller transcript.

We did manage to capture some exact quotes as she spoke about yesterday's opening statement by the prosecution. She voiced her concern about something she heard—rather, about the things she didn't hear.

 In Rubin's view, several dogs had failed to bark within one part of the case against Trump.

Several dogs had failed to bark! Rubin voiced her concern:

What I didn't hear as much about is how Donald Trump then directed the coverup. How are they going to prove that?

I was hoping to hear that they have a lot more than that. I didn't hear that yet. I'm hoping that we hear prosecutors have a lot more about the back end of the deal—as much as they have about the front end of it.

Later, we'll offer a complete transcript. You'll be able to see the fuller remarks, in which Rubin announced that she's rooting for the prosecution to have a full and complete mountain of evidence against defendant Donald J. Trump.

Credit where due! Rubin wasn't hiding the fact that she, as a major journalist, is rooting for a criminal conviction. We recalled the remarkable breakdown form last year, when Rubin and several other "legal analysts" reported that they were pre-existing personal friends of E. Jean Carroll, who was suing Trump in civil court for an alleged sexual assault.

Carroll won her case. For reasons which never went explained, MSNBC had assigned several of her personal friends to report on the progress of her trial.

Journalistically speaking, that struck us as a remarkable state of affairs. This morning, there was Rubin, making it clear that she's rooting for the Yankees, not for the Red Sos. Or you may choose to see it the other way around.

This afternoon, we'll link you to tape. We'll transcribe the full statement. 

Journalistically speakng, it it time for her to go? We'll link, then you can decide.

Meanwhile, back at the New York Times, it was Protess and Bromwich all over again. Today, though, they were listed as Bromwich and Protess. 

Their front-page report about yesterday's session contains 36 paragraphs. In our view, the "mountain of evidence" boys got to the doorman fast. Front-page headline included:

An Unprecedented Trial Opens With Two Visions of Trump

(1) Manhattan prosecutors delivered a raw recounting of Donald J. Trump’s seamy past on Monday as they debuted their case against him to jurors, the nation and the world, reducing the former president to a co-conspirator in a plot to cover up three sex scandals that threatened his 2016 election win. 

(2) Their opening statement was a pivotal moment in the first prosecution of an American president, a sweeping synopsis of the case against Mr. Trump, who watched from the defense table, occasionally shaking his head. Moments later, Mr. Trump’s lawyer delivered his own opening, beginning with the simple claim that “President Trump is innocent,” then noting that he is once again the presumptive Republican nominee and concluding with an exhortation for jurors to “use your common sense.”

[...]

(8) Matthew Colangelo, a senior aide to the Manhattan district attorney, Alvin L. Bragg, then seized on what he called a conspiracy in the criminal case. Over the course of a 45-minute opening, as Mr. Bragg watched from the front row, Mr. Colangelo calmly walked the jury through the prosecution’s argument that Mr. Trump orchestrated the plot to corrupt the 2016 election.

(9) The scheme, he explained, involved hush-money deals with three people who had salacious stories to sell: a porn star, a Playboy model and a doorman at one of Mr. Trump’s buildings.

(10) Mr. Trump, who faces up to four years in prison, directed allies to buy those people’s silence to protect his candidacy, Mr. Colangelo explained. Mr. Pecker took care of the model and the doorman, while Michael D. Cohen, Mr. Trump’s former fixer who is set to be the prosecution’s star witness, paid off the porn star.

Mr. Pecker took care of the doorman. The doorman arrived in paragraph 9, or perhaps right in paragraph 1.

The doorman arrived in paragraph 9, or possibly in paragraph 1. It wasn't until paragraph 25 that we rubes were advised about this minor detail:

(24) The plan was to watch out for any damaging stories about Mr. Trump—and then hide them from voters.

(25) Such stories arose swiftly. Soon, Mr. Pecker bought the silence of the doorman, whose story about Mr. Trump fathering a child out of wedlock turned out to be false.

The doorman's story—sold for cash in 2015, it dated back to the 1980s—turned out to be false! The doorman had been threatening to spread a story which happened to be untrue.

Presumably, Donald J. Trump would have known that the doorman's tale was untrue. But according to the logic of the Times report, Trump had engaged in a "plot to corrupt the 2016 election" by taking steps to stop a money-grubbing sleaze merchant from peddling a tale which was false.

So goes one part of the logic. According to Bromwich and Protess' account of the prosecution's claims, this was part of the gentleman's crime. More specifically, this was part of his corruption of our election!

The doorman knocks early and often in this morning's Times. That said, we don't have access to the text of the prosecution's actual opening statement. For that reason, we can't show you the precise way Prosecutor Colangelo presented this suppression of a false claim—the way he allegedly scored it as one part of the defendant's felonious crime.

We can tell you this:

Last night, an "all-star panel" had been gathered on Blue America's MSNBC for a special Ttump On Trial program. 

Who sat on that all-star panel? When Rachel Maddow called the roll, it turned out that they were just the same old people who host the channel's shows each night! 

(Everyone was there except Ari Melber, the channel's top legal host!)

To our ear, the all-stars were rather promiscuous, throughout their two hours, in the way they cited the doorman, generally failing to let us know that the story he had been threatening to peddle was false. 

Like Bromwich and Protess, they downplayed that minor wrinkle. No one ever mentioned the presumptive fact that Donald J. Trump would have known, decades later, that the doorman's story was false.

The doorman's story wasn't true; the doorman's story was false! Mentioning that basic fact reminds us out here in soma land:

Sometimes, the exciting things that people say lack the advantage of being true!

The doorman's story was false. How about the claim by Stormey Daniels—the claim that she had consensual sex, on one occasion in 2006, with the defendant Donald J. Trump?

Is it possible that her claim is false? Well yes, of course it is!

We ourselves would be inclined to bet that her claim is actually true. But we can't exactly prove it.

Have previous president engaged in sexual relations with women (arguably, even with one girl) not their wives? Dear Jack was worst of all, but the answer is screamingly yes.

In her 2019 biography of Barbara Bush, Susan Page judged that President Bush 41 had a long affair with NAME WITHHELD. For Peter Baker's account in the New York Times, you can just click here.

We don't know if that judgment was accurate. That said, NAME WITHHELD came from the finer class. All-stars only scream and yell when extramarital sex is had with a woman from a lower station, with (say it loud!) someone described a "a porn star." Everyone knew they mustn't discuss the conclusion Page had drawn.

At any rate, Donald J. Trump corrupted our 2016 election by suppressing a false report! This is the way the accusation scans in the hands of Bromwich and Protess, and we suppose in the somewhat shaky hands of the prosecution.

In fairness, we checked with other major news orgs. We checked to see how often the doorman knocked in their accounts of yesterday's opening statement. 

We checked with the Washington Post. We checked with the Associated Press (no paywall). 

We checked with CNN (no paywall). We checked with the mothership—with NBC News itself (no paywall).

None of them even mentioned the doorman in their reports on the opening statement! At the glorious New York Times, the doorman knocked in paragraph 1—and you had to get to paragraph 25 to learn that his story was false, with no mention of the fact that Donald J. Trump presumably would have known that.

In our view, the all-stars were quite promiscuous last night with a second part of this clumsy logical fandango. We refer to the reason(s) why Michael Cohen went to prison.

The all-stars kept referring to his jailing—and they kept finessing some basic facts. This brings us up to what Joe Scarborough said, this very morning, about Yeats and The Second Coming.

"Thew worst are full of passionate intensity," Yeats said in his famous poem. Scarborough quoted the line.

Journalistically speaking, it isn't always all that easy to see where "the worst" are plying their trade. 

The garbage is frequent at the "cable news" channel which exists in service to Red America. Journalistically, are some of the worst now found on Blue America's channel too? In our most famous newspaper?

At any rate, there was Rubin, this very morning, rooting, and rooting quite hard, for a criminal conviction. Later today, we'll link you to the videotape of what this good, decent person said.

She said she's hoping to learn that the prosecutors have more evidence than they suggested. Gone with the wind are the very old days of "just the [relevant] facts."

With us now are the fully emerging days of the clan. Within that realm, a criminal corrupted our election by  suppressing a bogus tale!

Tomorrow: Wherever the winding road leads